3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. together at 3 am.
(via velvettwilightsleep)
girl: my brother just died and the murderer is one of these five
jake peralta: this is so sad, alexa play “i want it that way”
(via carolinescrawleys)
Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight
don’t threaten me with a good time
Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker
“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
(via piggypigpink)
thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!
loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun
thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!
loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone
Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.
Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone
Thor, through text: OK